Behold its MEDIOCRE glory!
Honestly, I was expecting it to look... I dunno... umm... GOLD. What the hell is this? A pool? I am not a VIP Pool member, I am not a VIP Triple Palm tree member, I am not a VIP Sunset member... I am VIP GOLD MEMBER DAMMIT.
Breath. Ok, no worries. Lets read the letter and see what I get.
Dear Aaron,Wow... thanks for reminding me that I leave my family at home for weeks at a time to live it up at a Hilton Glendale.
.... You spend a lot of time away from home traveling the world and you deserve to be rewarded
These Bonus Points will bring you that much closer to your next once-in-a-lifetime experience with your family and friends.
Really? First you tell me I spend too much time away from family and friends, and now, I can somehow turn that experience into additional time with family and friends. Is this a VIP Quantum Flux member card? Research says yes.
Privileges reserved for Gold members
• On-property amenities (such as a hotel room, and parts of a bed that you can put together using your own excellent ingenuity)!
• Elite-only rewards (so some privileges of being a Gold member include having additional privileges)
Whether you are looking for a luxury destination resort, a modern hotel with every high-tech amenity (such as electricity and a phone book)...
My comments are certainly NOT in bold or in parenthesis.
I really shouldn't be complaining. I'm just making fun. I am very excited to be a Hilton VIP Sunset Ocean Palm Chair Pool member. I have about 100,000 Hilton Honors points at the moment, and I am trying to save them up for a week-long stay at the Hilton Barcelona. Unfortunately, I'm only one third of the way there. Perhaps the 25% point bonus I now receive will pay off.